Whos on First

April 7th, 2006 by Sommer

The universe does have a sense of humor!  Apparently someone chained up a bike in front of a restaurant at Ohio University with a message “indicating the bike was a pipe bomb.” Nothing like dropping the B word to make everyone freak out. Later it was discovered that it was publicity for a band from Pensacola named This Bike is a Pipe Bomb. This is how I envision the discovery going down:

Owner of bike: “It’s not really a pipe bomb.”
Police officer: “But it says right here it is.”
O: “Yeah, I know. But it’s really just some publicity for a band.”
P: “Oh, reeeallly? And what would this band’s name be?”
O: “This Bike is a Pipe Bomb.”
P: “Well is it or isn’t it?!”

You can see where this is going.

I have to hand it to TBIAPB (easy enough acronym to remember).The publicity stunt seemed to work. I had never heard of the band, which has been described as a folk and punk, and sampled some. What I heard isn’t too bad. 

The po po in Athens are replacing the guy’s bike. He will receive between 800 and 1300 beans to purchase a new one! Sweet justice.

Barely relatable:
A poem about a bike by Daisy Fried. Her name is as charming as the name of her book My Brother Is Getting Arrested Again.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. nik  |  March 4th, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    The Ohio mayhem continues…



  • 2. Aaron Chiandet  |  March 7th, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    haha this is great! My question is, did the PD replace the destroyed bike?

    I doubt it.

  • 3. dru  |  March 7th, 2006 at 2:53 pm

    Don’t you two wish you still lived here?

    Speaking of bikes, you remember when Pringle knocked Merideth clean off her bike with a water balloon slingshot? Classic.

  • 4. Aaron Chiandet  |  March 8th, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    HAHA yes, among her many other biking accidents.

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